As an alternative, we suggest a return to the traditional practice of affixing a portrait of your local constable to the mane of your steed for entertainment on-the-go. When your horse gallops, it will look like the officer is dancing the hully-gully.
Thankfully, progress doesn’t halt with a single setback. We are working closely with various motor-car manufactures, and hope to offer a preview of Model T-frame embedding in time for the next World’s Fair!
—Web-logged by Jeffrey Posnick, who does not suggest embedding anything in a horse that you might want back at a later date.